Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Harlot's Lair in Pluto's Island, a favorite attraction of Rex the Dinosaur
Harlot's Lair in Pluto's Island
January 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Thomasina -- only with less Pluto's and more harlots! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through harlot caves, climb up harlot bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or shoulder or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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