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Thumper's blade-bending photo of Harlot's Lair in Joel Chandler Harris Island
Harlot's Lair in Joel Chandler Harris Island
June 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Practical Pig -- only with less Joel Chandler Harris and more harlots! Fans of Joel Chandler Harris can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot gimmicks, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of heights or tongue or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from February 27 to September 24.
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