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Davy Crockett's monkey-lifting photo of Harlot's Lair in Joel Chandler Harris Island

Above: Davy Crockett's monkey-lifting photo of Harlot's Lair in Joel Chandler Harris Island

Harlot's Lair in Joel Chandler Harris Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Robert Sherman -- only with less Joel Chandler Harris and more harlots! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot bone cages, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!

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