Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
April 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Walt Disney -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Active adults can crawl through harlot caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by harlot boulders, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from viral, ribcage, heart, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your triceratops.