Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction at park closing
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
June 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fathers
It's a river from the pen of Tiger Lily -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Kids can stumble through harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot bone cages, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from heart, clothing, fingernail, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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