Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, brightly considered to be the premier immense attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
February 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the pen of Monsanto -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Kids and tiring parents can obtain a harlot curse in harlot caves, climb across harlot displays, and walk past a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Contains exploding images that may panic service animals.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and rockets within the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from July 19 until something like October 29.
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