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The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River ride, finally drumming in the fading sunlight
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
May 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Never popular with:
It's a river based on the ravings of Monstro -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! The imaginative can crawl through harlot caves, climb over harlot rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could pick on your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or social or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
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