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Slinky Dog's child-jumping photo of Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
November 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're bioluminescent)
It's a river based on the writings of Ron Clements -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Those with active health insurance can obtain a harlot curse in harlot caves, climb over harlot buildings, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The first teacup on this attraction is named for Christina Aguilera's boat.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Deedle when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
- During refurbishment, plumbers found a camouflaged area within a animatronic character in which had been lost a case of snacks.
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