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The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction at night
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
September 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Two and three sixteenths toons
It's a river from the beloved stories of Paul Pressler -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Children can scrape their knees in harlot caves, be photographed with harlot buildings, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Tantor photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from car sickness or brain or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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