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An independent view of Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River when it's not bathed in tarps

An independent view of Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River when it's not bathed in tarps

Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1964
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Rating for Disney-obsessed employees: Eight Mickeys

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Tim Burton -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Fans of Tom Sawyer can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, climb up harlot stuff, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!

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