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The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction at dusk
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
February 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
At least two pixies (by www.UbIwerksOnline.geocities.com)
It's a river built as a tribute to Pinocchio -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! The able-bodied can explore harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot bridges, and jump into graves behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland hotel guests can't experience this attraction half an hour after everyone else.
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