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Above: Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
January 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as imagined by author Richard Irvine -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, hide behind harlot treasure, and stare at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique signage.
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