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The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River dark ride during refurbishment

Above: The Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River dark ride during refurbishment

Harlot's Lair by Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 4, 1979
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Rating: Six teacups

Description

It's a river built as a tribute to Billy Bones -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in harlot caves, climb up harlot treasure, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyliesland fans are still bitter about!

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