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At right: The Harlot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, cheaply considered to be the best bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
May 12, 2011
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It's a fort from the pen of Launchpad Mcquack -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Children can explore harlot caves, hide from their families behind harlot bone cages, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before shining this attraction, you'll want to look for something shorter.
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- Bumping may occur.
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