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Dale's star-melting photo of Harlot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
Harlot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
November 21, 2007
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It's a fort based on the ravings of Piglet -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Kids and tiring parents can crawl through harlot caves, hide behind harlot bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, odd missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or heart, attention-span, chin, inner ear, neck, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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