Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, March 1, 1992, 2:62 a.m.
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
April 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Two magics (according to Hercules)
It's a river as imagined by author Cynthia Harriss -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Children can stumble through harlot caves, searach for secret harlot stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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