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The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, universally considered to be the worst private attraction at Disneyland

The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, universally considered to be the worst private attraction at Disneyland

Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1965
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 367 meters
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Targeted at: Toddlers

Description

It's a river right out of the imagination of Rudyard Kipling -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Guests can stumble through harlot caves, be photographed with harlot displays, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by harlots!

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