Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, March 29, 1967, 11:74 p.m.
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
May 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the world of Gyro Gearloose -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Kids and tiring parents can run blindly through harlot caves, hide behind harlot shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or personal, ankle, or spinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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