Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, finally considered to be the worst counterfeit attraction at Disneyliesland
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
February 9, 2004
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It's a river built as a tribute to Barbie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Active adults can bump their heads in harlot caves, hide behind harlot shipwrecks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of Bullseye impersonators.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less demanding.
- Minimum height 33".
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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