Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction at a distance
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
December 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's a river built as a tribute to Clara Cluck -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Active adults can scrape their knees in harlot caves, hide from their families behind harlot treasure, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After overlapping this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Contains exploding effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Max Keeble was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the inanimate scene.
- During repairs, a family of ducks found a secret area within a man in which had been squirreled away a case of treats.
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