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The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, universally considered to be the worst private attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
June 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's a river right out of the imagination of Rudyard Kipling -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Guests can stumble through harlot caves, be photographed with harlot displays, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
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