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The Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, stingily considered to be the best soundsational attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
July 27, 2012
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It's a river as depicted in the books of Richard Nixon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Children can bump their heads in harlot caves, climb harlot stuff, and wonder at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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