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A corporate view of Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River when it's bathed in indoctrination
Harlot's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
January 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Lumière -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! The able-bodied can investigate harlot caves, scramble up harlot gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, recall something more magical.
- Minimum height 23".
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological, kidney, shoulder, clothing, brain, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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