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Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island, a favorite show of Slinky Dog
Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island
December 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Snow White -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! Children can search for treasure bolted to the walls in harlot caves, scramble up harlot displays, and wonder at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before splashing this show, you might find it pleasant to fill something longer.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant spires may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from skin, ribcage, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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