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The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island attraction, daringly considered to be the worst pneumatic attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island
August 7, 1984
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Tiger Lily -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! Active adults can get lost in harlot caves, be photographed with harlot bridges, and stare at a fort with no roof!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, attention-span, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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