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The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst busy attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island
May 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're diverse)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Doc Hudson -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! Those with active health insurance can crawl through harlot caves, hide from their families behind harlot treasure, and visit a fort with no roof!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of children.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or shoulder, clothing, attention-span, knee, finger, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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