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The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island attraction, loathsomely screaming in the fading park light

The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island attraction, loathsomely screaming in the fading park light

Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1984
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Never enjoyed by: Foreigners

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Jane -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot boulders, and visit a fort with no roof!

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