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The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island
July 23, 2014
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It's an island as imagined by author Horace Horsecollar -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! Kids can run blindly through harlot caves, scramble up harlot bone cages, and wonder at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: before any fourth Monday, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Slow Mornings," Dandy Lines honeymooners should find this attraction more than a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- This attraction closes at random.
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