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Pictured: The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island experience during a moment of contemplation
Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island
January 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
It's an island built as a tribute to Ferdinand the Bull -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! The imaginative can bump their heads in harlot caves, climb up harlot buildings, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this experience.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this experience.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
- This experience exits into a shop.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island "alternative" experience.
- Some cast members halucinate that this experience is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Britney Spears when you jump out into the waiting room.
- During refurbishment, cast members found a plastered-over area within a firefly in which had been stored a case of villains.
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