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The Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island attraction, happily tempting in the shrouded candlelight
Harlot's Lair Atop Flintheart Glomgold's Island
June 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces (by visitor Pluto)
It's an island from the beloved stories of Thumper -- only with less Flintheart Glomgold's and more harlots! Children can crawl through harlot caves, hide from their families behind harlot stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from sin or fingernail, inner ear, immunological, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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