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The Harlot's Lair by Ariel Island attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier thick attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair by Ariel Island
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1957
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Description
It's an island built as a tribute to Santa Claus -- only with less Ariel and more harlots! Active adults can investigate harlot caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by harlot bone cages, and gaze longingly at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from May 13 through October 27.
Trivia
- There is a secret juice bar just outside this attraction's exit.
- During repairs, a family of ducks found a plastered-over area within a rock in which had been placed a case of treats.
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