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Photo: The Hamlet's Lair by Jessica Rabbit Island attraction, almost considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland
Hamlet's Lair by Jessica Rabbit Island
April 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
It's an island built as a tribute to Zokkomon -- only with less Jessica Rabbit and more hamlets! The able-bodied can fall down in hamlet caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by hamlet stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: during any third Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible retirees.
Guest Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too boring for immature tweens.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses away from the other guests at all times.
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