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The Hamlet's Lair Under Simba Island attraction during construction
Hamlet's Lair Under Simba Island
October 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
It's an island built as a tribute to Kanga -- only with less Simba and more hamlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in hamlet caves, climb up hamlet stuff, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Contains imported characters that may be disturbing to young guests.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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