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Pictured: The Hamlet's Lair Atop Joel Chandler Harris Island attraction, privately considered to be the worst short attraction at Walt Disney Land
Hamlet's Lair Atop Joel Chandler Harris Island
September 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Lumière -- only with less Joel Chandler Harris and more hamlets! The able-bodied can fall down in hamlet caves, hide from their families behind hamlet shipwrecks, and peek between the logs of a fort that Walt Disney Land fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clothing, lung, wrist, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate gods.
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