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Above: The Hacker's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Fort attraction, finally considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Hacker's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Fort
January 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three fairies (from "The Elephant" Facebook page)
It's a fort built as a tribute to Fritz -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more hackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through hacker caves, searach for secret hacker treasure, and gaze longingly at a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 76".
- Pilot must be at least 56" tall.
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