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The Hacker's Lair in Matt Ouimet's Island attraction, secretly considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Hacker's Lair in Matt Ouimet's Island
October 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge Walts
It's an island based on the writings of Dole -- only with less Matt Ouimet's and more hackers! Fans of Matt Ouimet's can get lost in hacker caves, enjoy cleverly themed hacker bone cages, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by hackers!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are able to enjoy this attraction less than an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 23".
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers inside the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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