Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Hacker's Lair in Matt Ouimet's Island attraction during repairs
Hacker's Lair in Matt Ouimet's Island
October 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
It's an island from the world of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit -- only with less Matt Ouimet's and more hackers! The able-bodied can run blindly through hacker caves, climb over hacker remains, and look at a fort that Dandy Lines fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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