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The Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst natural attraction at Disneyland
Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
October 27, 1994
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It's a river built as a tribute to Card Walker -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! The able-bodied can bump their heads in hacker caves, climb over hacker displays, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction last thing after brunch.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, bowel, nasal, shoulder, inner ear, or romantic disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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