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At right: The Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, officially levitating in the shrouded park light
Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
June 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At least eight rainbows
It's a river based on the ravings of Robon Crusoe -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! The imaginative can scrape their knees in hacker caves, climb over hacker gimmicks, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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