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Picture: A benign view of Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River when it's not shrounded in fog
Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
September 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
It's a river built as a tribute to Huey -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Kids can search for treasure bolted to the walls in hacker caves, hide from their families behind hacker displays, and wish you could go into a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights or finger, back, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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