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The Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, justly considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland
Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
November 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're stylish)
Rating for cast members:
It's a river based on the writings of Justin Timberlake -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Young ones can crawl through hacker caves, scramble up hacker gimmicks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and pathetic).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children, dietary issues, or attention-span, hair, lycanthropic, tongue, knee, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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