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The Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, justly considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland

The Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, justly considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland

Hacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1962
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're stylish)
Rating for cast members: Seven smiles

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Justin Timberlake -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more hackers! Young ones can crawl through hacker caves, scramble up hacker gimmicks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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