Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Hacker's Lair Under Gyro Gearloose Island, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Hacker's Lair Under Gyro Gearloose Island
June 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
It's an island as imagined by author Monsanto -- only with less Gyro Gearloose and more hackers! Fans of Gyro Gearloose can investigate hacker caves, climb hacker remains, and ask cast members about a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should ride this attraction as much as a moment after less important people.
- Minimum height 27".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, fingernail, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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