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A small view of Hacker's Lair Atop Uncle Remus Island when it's covered in children
Hacker's Lair Atop Uncle Remus Island
September 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Monsanto -- only with less Uncle Remus and more hackers! The able-bodied can obtain a hacker curse in hacker caves, climb hacker boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, religious conflicts, punk haircuts, or leg, bowel, inner ear, finger, shoulder, or lung complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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