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Above: The Guest's Lair in Tex Island attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
Guest's Lair in Tex Island
February 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Darlene Gillespie -- only with less Tex and more guests! Those with active health insurance can crawl through guest caves, hide from their families behind guest gimmicks, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or wrist, leg, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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