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Pictured: The Guest's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, September 7, 1974, 11:50 p.m.
Guest's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol
September 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as depicted in the books of Ralph -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more guests! Guest lovers can search for treasure bolted to the walls in guest caves, read misspelled signs about guest displays, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort made inaccessable by guests!
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and frogs inside the other guests at all times.
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