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The Guest's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Guest's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
July 7, 1963
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Never targeted at:
It's an atol as depicted in the books of Alan Menken -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more guests! Those with active health insurance can crawl through guest caves, hide behind guest rocks, and walk past a fort with no roof!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will make silly comments to people near you.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Some people say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- During a private party, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a support in which had been squirreled away a case of treats.
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