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The Guest's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, nastily considered to be the finest overhead attraction at Disneyland
Guest's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2016
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Conjoined toddlers
Description
It's a river based on the ravings of Jiminy Cricket -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more guests! Active adults can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in guest caves, read misspelled signs about guest stuff, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to invoke this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Oldest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or ribcage, lycanthropic, wrist, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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