Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Gimlet's Lair by Pinocchio Island, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Gimlet's Lair by Pinocchio Island
June 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated visitors:
Six Mickeys (by "Light Nightmare" Twitter stream)
It's an island from the world of Chip -- only with less Pinocchio and more gimlets! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in gimlet caves, hide behind gimlet gimmicks, and stare at a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Contains exploding characters.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly less than any other attraction in an outpost.
- During refurbishment, plumbers found a locked area within a wall in which had been lost a case of soda.
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