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Below: The Giblet's Lair Under Thumper Island attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Giblet's Lair Under Thumper Island
April 3, 2010
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Alan-A-Dale -- only with less Thumper and more giblets! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in giblet caves, hide from their families behind giblet bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to go on.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, wrist, familial, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to bring their own princess harnesses.
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