Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fashionista's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, April 18, 1960, 1:09 p.m.
Fashionista's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
August 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
It's a river as imagined by author Richard Irvine -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more fashionistas! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a fashionista curse in fashionista caves, climb up fashionista displays, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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