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The Fashionista's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction at dusk
Fashionista's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
January 26, 2006
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It's a river built as a tribute to Pollyanna -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more fashionistas! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in fashionista caves, hide behind fashionista bridges, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, unstylish haircuts, or finger, attention-span, brain, fingernail, or lung problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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