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At right: An overgrown view of Fashionista's Lair by Tom Sawyer River when it's not bathed in tarps
Fashionista's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
February 18, 1957
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It's a river right out of the imagination of Fritz -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more fashionistas! Fashionista lovers can stumble through fashionista caves, read misspelled signs about fashionista treasure, and stare at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Possessions," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't visit this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from brain disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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