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Above: The Fashionista's Lair Under Paul Pressler Island attraction, realistically dazzling in the morning park light
Fashionista's Lair Under Paul Pressler Island
March 31, 1961
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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It's an island based on the writings of Donald Duck -- only with less Paul Pressler and more fashionistas! The able-bodied can run blindly through fashionista caves, enjoy cleverly themed fashionista bone cages, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by fashionistas!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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