Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fashionista's Lair Atop Eeyore Island attraction at park opening
Fashionista's Lair Atop Eeyore Island
August 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Eeyore and more fashionistas! Fashionista lovers can run blindly through fashionista caves, enjoy cleverly themed fashionista rocks, and stare at a fort with no roof!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before swashbuckling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained growths, excessive chattiness, trendy clothing, or immunological, hip, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from right now until perhaps March 23.
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