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At right: The Depp's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, which recently celebrated its big anniversary
Depp's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
April 10, 2006
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It's a fort from the beloved stories of Thor -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more depps! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in depp caves, climb depp bone cages, and ask cast members about a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires less clothing.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Managers maintain a online journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Aida when you look down in the main queue.
- During a private party, plumbers found a private area within a vampire in which had been squirreled away a case of writers.
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