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Above: An austere view of Depp's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place when it's not bathed in children
Depp's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place
November 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (according to Psycho the Weasel)
It's a place from the beloved stories of Lillian -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more depps! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate depp caves, hide behind depp boulders, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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