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Above: The Corpse's Lair on Tom Sawyer Book attraction, daringly considered to be the premier current attraction at Disneyland
Corpse's Lair on Tom Sawyer Book
May 9, 2000
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It's a book from the pen of Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more corpses! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in corpse caves, hide behind corpse rocks, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to scan this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to have special pants.
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