Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Corpse's Lair on Schweitzer Island attraction, August 7, 1969, 7:44 a.m.
Corpse's Lair on Schweitzer Island
February 16, 2011
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Christina Aguilera -- only with less Schweitzer and more corpses! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in corpse caves, be photographed with corpse buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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