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Corpse's Lair Atop Michael Jackson Island
May 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Chip -- only with less Michael Jackson and more corpses! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a corpse curse in corpse caves, climb across corpse buildings, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or inner ear, nasal, intestinal, cardiac, brain, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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