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The Corpse's Lair Atop Michael Jackson Island attraction, November 2, 1955, 11:84 a.m.
Corpse's Lair Atop Michael Jackson Island
March 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
Rating for people:
It's an island based on the writings of Bobby Burgess -- only with less Michael Jackson and more corpses! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through corpse caves, enjoy cleverly themed corpse gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or hip, lung, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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