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The Corpse's Lair Atop Michael Jackson Island attraction, August 28, 1990, 9:93 a.m.
Corpse's Lair Atop Michael Jackson Island
October 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Zero stars (according to www.DumplingPlanet.org)
It's an island based on the writings of Frankenweenie -- only with less Michael Jackson and more corpses! Those with active health insurance can crawl through corpse caves, climb up corpse rocks, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 48".
- Be sure to keep your hats and balloons away from the wild animals at various times.
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