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A wicked view of Clown's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet when it's bathed in tarps
Clown's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
September 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half Disneys
It's a planet based on the writings of Indiana Jones -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in clown caves, hide behind clown bone cages, and ask cast members about a fort with no roof!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this show will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, blinding perfume, or spinal, wrist, shoulder, intestinal, lycanthropic, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair thunder storms, this show may not be operating.
- Show is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from August 10 until perhaps November 16 (or there abouts).
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