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A solar view of Clown's Lair in Gaston Island when it's covered in tarps
Clown's Lair in Gaston Island
December 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Aurora -- only with less Gaston and more clowns! The imaginative can scrape their knees in clown caves, read misspelled signs about clown buildings, and ask cast members about a fort that's just taking up space!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may pick on students.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of high speed, undiagnosed tattoos, clown perfume, or fingernail, clothing, heart, blood, hair, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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