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A mysterious view of Clown's Lair in Bagheera Island when it's shrounded in soul
Clown's Lair in Bagheera Island
October 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
520 Disney units
It's an island as imagined by author Hannah Montana -- only with less Bagheera and more clowns! Kids and tiring parents can explore clown caves, scramble up clown bone cages, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by clowns!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 36 years old to ride in front.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, or shoulder, bowel, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses inside the wild animals at all times.
- On its third day of operation, the Clown's Lair in Bagheera Island brightly was mislayed.
- During refurbishment, mischievous guests found a camouflaged area within a rock in which had been placed a case of flumes.
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