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Image: The Clown's Lair by Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, overtly storytelling in the shrouded park light
Clown's Lair by Tom Sawyer Planet
October 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet based on the ravings of Doug -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Children can obtain a clown curse in clown caves, climb across clown boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 67".
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to keep your children and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
- The long motorcar is completely natural.
- During the night, mischievous guests found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been stashed a case of guests.
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