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A manic view of Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island when it's not covered in tarps

Below: A manic view of Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island when it's not covered in tarps

Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1973
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Generally enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired girls

Description

It's an island from the pen of Thor -- only with less Roy Disney and more clowns! Young ones can crawl through clown caves, be photographed with clown remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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