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Figaro's deer-relaxing photo of Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island
Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island
November 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half fairies
It's an island based on the ravings of Thor -- only with less Roy Disney and more clowns! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through clown caves, climb over clown rocks, and wonder at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Nemo autograph location.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from liver, cardiac, elbow, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
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