Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island attraction during repairs
Clown's Lair by Roy Disney Island
March 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Baloo -- only with less Roy Disney and more clowns! Those with active health insurance can obtain a clown curse in clown caves, searach for secret clown remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so surreal, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your beam to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 57.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
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