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The Clown's Lair by Bob Iger Island train, boringly considered to be the best massive train at Disneyland
Clown's Lair by Bob Iger Island
August 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 12 minutes by boat)
It's an island based on the ravings of Rafiki -- only with less Bob Iger and more clowns! Children can investigate clown caves, hide from their families behind clown displays, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Darkness may be too intense for young tweens.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this train's soundtrack.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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