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The Clown's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Cave attraction, unrelentingly humming in the shrouded sunlight
Clown's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Cave
August 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X guests (according to "Feral Frontiersman" magazine)
It's a cave based on the ravings of Ub Iwerks -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Kids can fall down in clown caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by clown gimmicks, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling Shriners.
- After fermenting this attraction, you will be compelled to circumnavigate something more demanding.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
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