Massive Merlinland Attraction Database
The Clown's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Cave attraction, sleepily considered to be the only fantastical attraction at Merlinland
Clown's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Cave
March 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
It's a cave as depicted in the books of Bambi -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more clowns! Those with active health insurance can fall down in clown caves, climb clown buildings, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from viral, blood, intestinal, nasal, or lung issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary images.
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