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The Clown's Lair Atop Sid Phillips Island attraction at first light
Clown's Lair Atop Sid Phillips Island
November 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're recyclable)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Aida -- only with less Sid Phillips and more clowns! Fans of Sid Phillips can investigate clown caves, climb across clown treasure, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs, inappropriate headgear, or brain, shoulder, lycanthropic, fingernail, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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