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The Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island attraction during a moment of contemplation

Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1957
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Britney Spears -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more clowns! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in clown caves, climb clown remains, and jump into graves behind a fort with no roof!

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