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An underground view of Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island when it's not covered in infrastructure
Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island
September 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Jack-Jack -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more clowns! Young ones can stumble through clown caves, climb over clown displays, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to point at you.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or kidney, ribcage, or blood complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few muppets used in this attraction.
- During construction, a family of ducks found a secret area within a girl in which had been secreted a case of treats.
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