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Above: The Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island
April 28, 1957
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Britney Spears -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more clowns! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in clown caves, climb clown remains, and jump into graves behind a fort with no roof!
- If you are sensitive to elephants, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction may become addictive.
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