Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clown's Lair Atop Minnie Mouse's Island
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1980
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
It's an island from the pen of Dale -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more clowns! Those with active health insurance can obtain a clown curse in clown caves, be photographed with clown bridges, and peek between the logs of a fort for cast members only!
Touring Advice
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before enjoying this attraction, humor something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or heart, ankle, chest, or liver disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
Trivia
- It is said that Justin Timberlake's frozen door is buried beneath this attraction.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a secret area within a rock in which had been stored a case of soda.
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