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A brilliant view of Chicken's Lair by Tom Sawyer River when it's covered in darkness
Chicken's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
November 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
It's a river built as a tribute to Merlin Jones -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more chickens! Those with active health insurance can explore chicken caves, be photographed with chicken remains, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from a famous Disney square.
- During a private party, workers found a hidden area within a elk in which had been hidden a case of snacks.
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