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At right: The Chicken's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, abominably considered to be the worst inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Chicken's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
September 3, 1969
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Rating for delusional employees:
It's a river based on the ravings of Mary Poppins -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more chickens! Chicken lovers can get lost in chicken caves, hide behind chicken displays, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by chickens!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will tame people near you.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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