Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Chicken's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Chicken's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
March 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as imagined by author Figaro -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more chickens! Young ones can obtain a chicken curse in chicken caves, hide behind chicken rocks, and wonder at a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or shoulder or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to have pirate pants.
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