Massive Mushuland Attraction Database
The Chicken's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol thrill ride, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
Chicken's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
January 27, 1968
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It's an atol right out of the imagination of John Hench -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more chickens! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a chicken curse in chicken caves, hide from their families behind chicken boulders, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If this is your first visit to Mushuland, you'll want to just walk past this thrill ride just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Expectant parents may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from liver, spinal, wrist, heart, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Thrill ride is closed for a private event from tomorrow through March 21.
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