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At right: The Castmember's Lair in Squanto Island dark ride, generously considered to be the worst goofy dark ride at Disneyland
Castmember's Lair in Squanto Island
August 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Nikki -- only with less Squanto and more castmembers! Fans of Squanto can crawl through castmember caves, enjoy cleverly themed castmember gimmicks, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by castmembers!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this dark ride, you'll want to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on a rookie).
- Youngest guest must be at least 71" tall.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and glasses away from the cast members at various times.
- Because this is an interactive dark ride, viewers are required to buy themed harnesses.
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