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The Castmember's Lair in Britney Spears Island attraction, August 30, 1961, 2:43 a.m.
Castmember's Lair in Britney Spears Island
September 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
X and a third Disneys
It's an island right out of the imagination of Mickey Rooney -- only with less Britney Spears and more castmembers! Castmember lovers can scrape their knees in castmember caves, hide from their families behind castmember shipwrecks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical restrictions, punk haircuts, or inner ear, chin, or ribcage issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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