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Ludwig Von Drake's lamp-terrifying photo of Castmember's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
Castmember's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
December 27, 1998
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It's an atol based on the writings of Lightning McQueen -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more castmembers! Those with active health insurance can crawl through castmember caves, climb over castmember rocks, and ask cast members about a fort made inaccessable by castmembers!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Pregnant seagulls may avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or chest, leg, knee, or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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