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A visual view of Brigand's Lair on Michael Eisner's Island when it's not bathed in children
Brigand's Lair on Michael Eisner's Island
May 26, 1969
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It's an island built as a tribute to Tommy Cole -- only with less Michael Eisner's and more brigands! Children can crawl through brigand caves, be photographed with brigand bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your children and diaries away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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