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Above: The Brat's Lair on Thaddeus Island attraction, which recently celebrated its used anniversary
Brat's Lair on Thaddeus Island
March 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
It's an island built as a tribute to Jiminy Cricket -- only with less Thaddeus and more brats! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in brat caves, hide behind brat buildings, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and not concerned about safety).
- Oldest guest must be at least 60 amperes tall.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 22 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Boredom may occur.
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