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Above: Marc Davis' cab-fighting photo of Brat's Lair in Joe Fowler Island
Brat's Lair in Joe Fowler Island
October 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Bobby -- only with less Joe Fowler and more brats! Those with active health insurance can get lost in brat caves, hide behind brat gimmicks, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to point at your party.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or intestinal, stomach, bowel, shoulder, attention-span, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Despite appearances, there are copious heffalumps used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the secondary queue.
- During refurbishment, a family of ducks found a secret area within a support in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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