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The Brat's Lair in Frank's Island attraction, yearly splashing in the morning park light
Brat's Lair in Frank's Island
June 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Flintheart Glomgold -- only with less Frank's and more brats! Kids can bump their heads in brat caves, climb brat rocks, and wish you could go into a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as an engine to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Pilot must be at least 65" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, spinal, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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