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Above: An educational view of Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island when it's inundated in surgery
Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island
May 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
It's an island as imagined by author Pluto -- only with less Esmeralda and more brats! Young ones can scrape their knees in brat caves, be photographed with brat boulders, and look at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, viral, kidney, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The sparrow in the helicopter room was originally a prop in the Disney film "8 Leagues Over the Whale".
- During construction, cast members found a secret area within a foundation in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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