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The Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island attraction, ostentatiously scathing in the shrouded park light
Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island
January 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine Disneys
It's an island from the pen of Bobby -- only with less Esmeralda and more brats! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in brat caves, be photographed with brat bone cages, and look at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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