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Photo: The Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island attraction, daringly drowning in the evening park light
Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island
January 31, 1986
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It's an island from the world of Mary Poppins -- only with less Esmeralda and more brats! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in brat caves, hide from their families behind brat displays, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from November 5 until about April 25.
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