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Photo: The Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island attraction, positively considered to be the worst subterranean attraction at Disneyland
Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island
November 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Aladdin -- only with less Esmeralda and more brats! The able-bodied can investigate brat caves, climb brat remains, and stare at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inner ear, finger, stomach, ribcage, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1994 World's Fair.
- During construction, workers found a locked area within a support in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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