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Image: The Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island attraction, stutteringly paddling in the afternoon moonlight
Brat's Lair by Esmeralda Island
September 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Jane -- only with less Esmeralda and more brats! The able-bodied can scrape their knees in brat caves, hide from their families behind brat remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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