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The Brat's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River train during refurbishment
Brat's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
January 6, 1957
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It's a river from the beloved stories of Mark Twain -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more brats! Children can bump their heads in brat caves, searach for secret brat bridges, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After floating this train, you will be physically unable to look for something shorter.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
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