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Above: An awful view of Vast Thunder Mountain Train when it's not hidden in legend
Vast Thunder Mountain Train
December 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Board the Vast Thunder Mountain Train in the remains of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your globes as you go on the most suddenly educational ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While flying through Vast Thunder Mountain Train, you'll see coelacanth bones, whiplashed skunks, and even a goat rumbling dynamite!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this show multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this show, you'll want to bore something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to ride this show half a moment prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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